When the company says “we’re a family”
The company culture
Some families come with a legal department.
The unofficial coping mechanism
THE MEME ROOM.
Bad decisions. Familiar faces. Original jokes.
No plot-twist spoilers. Plenty of deeply questionable behaviour.
This meeting could have been a conspiracy.
Another productive Monday
Butcher has concerns about the agenda. And the building.
Me opening the group chat after one quiet afternoon.
The group chat catches up
Forty-seven messages. Three plans. All of them terrible.
HR: Bring your whole self to work. The Deep:
A valuable contribution
An enthusiastic misunderstanding of the assignment.
When the apology has a sponsor.
The apology tour
Accountability. Now available in three convenient subscription tiers.
Being the only person who read the instructions.
The responsible adult
M.M. deserves hazard pay for the group chat alone.
“I fixed it.” The fix:
A perfectly normal quick fix
There are extra wires. That means it’s an upgrade.
Me when the consequences also have super speed.
A sudden scheduling conflict
Unfortunately, the problem has excellent cardio.